A downloadable gay ass visual novel for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android

I'm no longer working on this game.

You're going to a new school (✰•* wow *•✰) . You're greeted by 3 twi- Twinkies and they show you around school. You can confess to one of the 4 main characters:

America
- very kewl
- very american
- canada's brother
- a lil turd
Canada
- lonely cunt
- America's brother
- doesn't have that many friends
but potato-potahto really
Russia
- the tragic backstory guy
- always wears his hat
- friends whats that
Finland
- the tsundere baka guy
- metalman
- a lil turd also but slightly less so

or 8 side characters!

Download now

Suggest new stuff

You can also suggest new things to add like characters (and their designs), music, places etc. on the Discord* or here, dude. And yeah, I made a fucken discord for this game. And yeah it does contain swear words. Please don't tell my dad.

Report bugs, comrade

Comrade, if you do find any bugs, mispellings, grammar errors etc.  contact me on my Discord*.  I will fix them as quickly as possible.

It's not like I want to know your opinion on the game, b-baka

You know that I made a survey about the dating sim, right, you d-dummy? It's here if you really want to give me feedback on the game. Hmph, idiot! I will slam your head against the wall until there is nothing left.

Features

  • 4 main dateable characters
  • 8 side dateable characters (more in the future)
  • 15 endings (more in the future)
  • A lot of locations (more in the future)
  • Inventory system and items you can give to characters
  • In-game phone with character info
  • penis 
  • actually no there is no countryhuman penis but there is the word penis

I hope you enjoy the game, have fun

*If the link doesn't work, tell me - johns emazing films#6419



StatusCanceled
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, Android
Rating
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
(275 total ratings)
AuthorJohn's Emazing Films
GenreVisual Novel
Made withRen'Py
Tags2D, Anime, countryhumans, Cute, Dating Sim, Fangame, First-Person, LGBT, Short
Average sessionAbout an hour
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse
LinksDiscord, again, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Download

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CH-DS 0.13 PC ver. 189 MB
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CH-DS0.13 Mac ver. 188 MB
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CH-DS 0.13 Linux ver. 193 MB
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CH-DS 0.13 Android ver. 209 MB

Install instructions

What is up, chodesters, this is XxxKillerMattyBPatterson420xxX and today I'll be showing you how to install 'Countryhumas - Dating Simulator', the gayest game on this gay ass planet.

If you are on PC just download it (obviously) and then right-click on the folder 'Extract All...' and choose your folder. Then you can play the game freely.

If you are on Mac  just double click on the zip file or something I don't own a mac computer.

If you are on Linux then open the tar and get the exe file and open that shit and you're good mate.

and if you are on Android download the APK. After it's installed  it should be on your home screen. This version should also work on chromebooks.

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If you are updating the game then download it like you normally would but this time delete the old file. You don't have to though. It's just that old saves won't work on it anyway.

Don't move the EXE file out of the folder, then the game won't work. If you want to make a shortcut right-click on the exe file and then choose 'make shortcut'.

If you have problems go over to my Discord and go to #help so I and some other cunts there can help ya.

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Windows requirements

  • Version: Windows Vista or higher.
  • CPU: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo
  • RAM: 2.0 GB
  • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0 or DirectX 9.0c

Mac requirements

  • Version: 10.10+
  • CPU: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo (64 bit only)
  • RAM: 2.0 GB
  • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0



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Also fyi i broke my nintendo switch soo much i got it to run fucking google P.S.  im using google on the switch to type these comments and to even get here and i manged to join the illuminati using google on a goddamn nintendo switch wtf am i doing rn

What the hell? i got this and thought it would be a full-on game but now i know its a fucking itch visual novel

i got most side characters and only 2 of the main characters

i only played this for shits and giggles but i got so invested i ended up playing for like 2 hours

i also like how Russia wasn't made to be a bad person more of just a loner

11/10 would recommend

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Gosh I love this game so much!! My favorite characters are Germany and Canada, I just loved the endings- Okay, i think i like shy boys

Im stupid and didint know I could be confesed to also Russia hates me lol 

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How?

He always rejects me

who?

canada

ohhh, I got hi

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have you thought about possibly continuing this game in the future? Or are you going to start a new project?

can anyone tell me how long this  game is? 

its just a short dating sim its not too long each day is prob about like 10-20 mins long? idk prob more near to 10

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sooo i had a idea that i thought was cool what if yandere italy could interfere with denmarks ending? idk i just had that idea and also a recomendation for a new character maybe norway? but idk i love your game tho 

nvm sorry i didnt see that you werent working on this game anymore

how do you get Yandere Italy?

so basically interact with Italy as if you were trying to get the normal Italy ending then I forgot which day it was but when u can go to talk to Sweden and Finland after school go to them and if it says you feel watched than it’s working then just interact with others until you get to the break where Canada is in the club hallway, America is I think in the hallway or the yard? Russia at the trash cans and Finland in the class hallway whoever you talk to at that part will go missing then make it to Monday of week 2 and write a love letter to someone then that should trigger the ending sorry that it’s not that detailed

thank you so much!

np x3

hi

I finally got Canada to love me, lol

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polska

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best game ive played in my entire life 1010/10 omg so good i almost cried playing this masterpiece this should be in museums and its perfect oooooooooomggg i think thats why russia dont like gays i mean this game is so well developed better than elden ring that katros game i forgot the name sorry but that doesnt matter because is so much better naaaaaah im dead

mateee, i cant play!! window protecter sucks ass dudeee

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how to play on windows I got it in my files but I can’t find a way to play

Is there China in this game

Nope

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Well thank you.

你还想有?

没什么就是好奇

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everyday i lose faith in humanity

How do I download on mac? I pressed download but everythings really complicated

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Open the zip file. Then use finder to locate "CH-DS" (it will probably be in your downloads folder or applications folder). Right click it, and press open. The first time it might tell you that apple cannot verify the dev, if this happens then just right click and click open again. This time it should have a menu in which you could click something along the lines of open anyway (it might try to fearmonger about security, that's just apple trying to vie for exclusivity).


After you've done this the game should open, and you can just open it normally every time in the future.

Thanks :)

<trans oldtip="我还没玩呢? " newtip="我还没玩呢?">请问这个游戏有关于中国的戏份吗</trans>

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你几个意思!!!!

Is there China in this game?

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If I did ever told my ancestors, who had survived and outlived lethal and historical disgraces, that part of their descendense would be obsessed over a dating simulator where the main goal is dating anthropomorphic countries, I'm pretty sure that they would kick me out of their genealogic tree

how do I play? I know I’m an idiot for asking this but I have no idea whatsoever on how to open the file. Btw I’m playing on an IPad. 

Can anyone help?

I don't think you can play on your iPad sadly 

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hmmm yes



Russia fangirls are punching the air rn

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THIS FUCKING SU- Hello there the game is soo good and im totally captured. Please help me

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I found some characters in the game files that didn't appear in the game.

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And it seems that the character map is ready, but the characters are not put into the game.

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How do I get Americas route like god damn it's taking me days :(( ??

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Hihihi!!! Idk if u still need help but here I'll write the options I picked in order to get the Ame's ending 


(( — The tutorial and the presentation in the English class doesn't affect your affinity with America. So dw, pick whtvz u like the most!! 

Tip! ;; Take the tutorial, cos they always gift you a soda can, you'll be able to gift it to ame later, this will increase your affinity with him))

— In the first period, go meet him at the Main Hallway (first floor) once in there, I suggest you to choose the following answers:

  • “Honestly, you're the coolest person here”
  • “I still think I'll do well”

— Once you get back to take the English test, make sure you get an average grade -don't be worst, but don't be the best either!- choose the following options

  • Amish paradise is a very brave piece about keeping traditions because...”
  • “It talks about how hard living without electricity is”
  • “It can teach about how important is to accelerate”

—Alright! Now that you barely passed, ame will approach to your table and offer you to have a studying session at his place on the weekend. Say "Sure!" to let him know that you'll be there

— When you get to Ame's house there are some good conversations you can handle with him, but personally I suggest the following options:

  • “Do you like anime?”
  • Nyan Neko Sugar Girls”
  • “Do you like 80's music?”

( Tip!;; Remember I told you that you can gift Ame a soda can you got in the tutorial? Well, here's the perfect moment to gift it to him. When a signal appears near your backpack, click it and choose the soda can. He'll like it!)

Fresh new day! After some events, you'll have your first break. I have two tips for you

  • First ;;  go to the vending machine and buy a soda or two. Gifts are always nice and we'll received by everyone!
  • Second ;; DON'T GO WITH SPAIN, he's the quickest route out of all of them. If you talk to him, he'll invite you on a date and you'll get his ending (this was my main mistake lol)

—Go to  your next class now! Once in there, you'll be tasked to join a group team pick the one where Ame, Russia and Ukraine are. Once you join them, you'll see that the ambient is pretty heated between Ame and Russia, pick the next answers!:

  • “Please calm down, we've got to work on the project, right?"
  • “Calm down, please”
  • “Let's use red”
  • “Yeah, maybe blue's a better option”
  • “I actually remember some stuff about him”
  • “I think he was famous for the law of hydrostatics” (Correct option)
  • “Yes."

— Golly, that was long! Luckily, now you got your second break. Go meet the North American brothers at Schoolyard. Once you get in there, you'll presence a pretty heated argument between the brothers. When Canada leaves, don't follow him,  stay with America.

That was awkward, but anyways you head back to class. It really doesn't matter if you fall asleep, you won't face any sort of consequence of you do!

—When Ukraine asks you if you've seen Finland, tell her that you have no idea were he could be. I suggest you to try to limitate your interactions with other characters since it can affect to your ending!

—After sleeping or paying attention to your classes. You'll be free to go home, tho you'll be given the option to interact with Finland and Sweden, but then again, try to limitate your interactions with others as much as you can

—On the following day, you'll sit next to Ame. He seems troubled, so talk to him and try comforting him. He'll vent a little bit and the class will start. Choose between sleeping or paying attention (again, try to not interact with Italy)

— On you first break, go meet Ame at the  SchoolyardOnce in there, follow the predetermined answers. And when he asks you to help him look for his brother, choose the “alright...” option.

— After meeting Polska in the hallway (and him forcing inviting you to try some of his pastries) you'll head back to your class. You know the drill already: sleep or study, it's your choice!

— In the second break, I suggest you to go the Soccer Field, you'll meet Brazil. In s certain point of the conversation, he'll offer you a some coffee, how nice! Accept it (because why would you reject it?)

— After classes, you'll meet Ame at the front of the school. Both of you will try guessing where Canada might be, ask him what is the least populated part of the town. Eventually, you'll find him in the cemetery, both brothers will have an encounter and you'll leave

—Next day class! UK will ask some questions, is up to you what you want to answer, nothing affects you or anyone lol

— At the recess, go to the Schoolyard to talk with Ame. He'll explain to you his situation. Choose the following answers!:

  • “Us?”
  • “Sure...”

—After math class, in your second recess, go to the Main Hallway (first floor) and talk to him. You will be basically forced to help him!

—Right after school's over, you both will meet in front of the entrance and you will help him try to apologize to Canada. It's better if you experience it rather than I explain it!

— After a tense moment in your class (where you can choose anything you want since it doesn't affect anything) Go talk to Ame at the  Schoolyardhe'll thank you for what you did. But before he goes make sure to gift him some of your stuff!

— Next day is boring as hell. Sleep in all your classes! In the recess, go meet Ame and Russia if you want, nothing really important happens lol (AND DON'T GO WITH SPAIN PLEASE!)

— Next day you don't have school! Feel free to wander through the city. Some stuff you can do;

  • Go talk with New Zealand, he'll prank you and then he'll give you a sandwich. Nice!
  • If you repeatedly go to the Street, you can find 10 bucks

—NOW IS THE FINAL PART!! The next day, you'll be given the option to write a love letter. Pick ame of course, and then choose any option you want, you're free to pick the one you like the most!!

And that would be all!! This  took a little bit long to write, but I hope it can help you x)))!!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH <<3333 have a nice day

how to download this on linux?

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am i the only one who asks  this to themselves but where are they like if countrys are humans where are they ?

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omg i just thought about that

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This is gonna keep me awake tonight, thanks

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your welcome :)

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well, this is kinda cool game. this game can have a lots of endings and quick tip. if you want to have a very fast ending, have a talk with spain when you can do it during class break and accept his invite and boom. Gud ending

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is Japans route broken? I cant get her route no matter how hard I try

Japan is my favorite lil bean in the entire fandom

Idk whether it’s possible or not tho

I still have yet to play

Is it still broken for you? Cause it worked for me

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I just stayed up till 1:37 playing this... i don't know how to feel about myself..

I want to know how to get Germany.

You have to join music club and every recess go to germany

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how do i romance russia ?

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yas how do i romance russia,i must know

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we all want to romance Russia 

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Hey hey hey!!!! Idk if u still need help with this but here I'll write a short guide with the options I picked in order to get the Russia's ending




(( — The tutorial and the presentation in the English class doesn't affect your affinity with him. So dw, pick whtvz u like the most!! 


Tip! ;; Take the tutorial, cos they always gift you a soda can, you'll be able to gift it to Russia later, this will increase your affinity with him!))


— In the first period, go meet him near the trash cans, once you arrive there talk to him, even if he tells you he's fine don't listen at what he says and stay with him. He'll quickly change the topics and he'll talk about today's test, the two options are neutral so choose the option u like the most. After a small talk, you'll not run to the English class cos it's late!

( Tip!;; Remember I told you that you can gift Russia the soda can you got in the tutorial? Well, that moment is now! When a signal appears near your backpack, click it and choose the soda can. He'll appreciate it!)

— Once you get back to take the English test, make sure you get the BEST grade. For this , choose the following options!

  • “Amish paradise is a very brave critique of the modern way of life because ...”
  • “It talks about how better the Amish way of life is in a subtle metaphore”
  • “It can teach a lot about the value of tradition and family”

—Sweet! After you kicked asses at the test, Russia will approach to your table and ask you for tutoring classes, answer sure!” to let him know you'll help him

— When you get to Russia's place, there are some good conversations you can hold with him (there's only one where you end up having a discussion, as far as I've played) But here I'll leave you the answers I consider 'the best' out of them all:

  • “You like ballet?“
  • “True, his music was amazing”
  • “I love Tchaikovsky”

— Once you're done with your studies. We are moving to the next fresh new day! After some events, you'll have your first break. I have two tips for you:

  • First ;; go to the vending machine and buy a soda or two. Gifts are always nice and well received by everyone!
  • Second ;; DON'T GO WITH SPAIN, he's the quickest route out of all of them. If you talk to him, he'll invite you on a date and you'll get his ending (this was my main mistake lol)

—Go to your next class now! Once in there, you'll be tasked to join a group team pick the one where America, Russia and Ukraine are. Once you join them, you'll see that the ambient is pretty heated between USA and Russia, pick the next answers!:

  • “Shut the fuck up, both of you”
  • “Stop fighting, you fucking idiots”
  • ”Let's use red”
  • “No, let's keep red”
  • “I think he was famous for the law of hydrostatics” (Correct option)
  • “Yes."

—Well, that was long! Fortunately, now you got your second break. Feel free to talk to anybody you want!

—Once you head back to class, you'll be given the option between sleeping or paying attention, It really doesn't matter if you fall asleep, you won't face any sort of consequence if you do! So feel free to do choose

—Once the class is over, Ukraine will ask you if you have any idea on where Finland could be. You can choose wtvz u want, nothing will affect your affinity with Russia

— Once your classes finishes and you went back home, you'll move onto the new day! You'll sit next America, he seems pretty troubled, but is up to you if you want to talk to him or pay attention to the class

—When you get your first break. Go meet Russia near the trash cans, in there he will tell you he wants to help America find his brother, tell him you want to help too! He'll then tell you to meet him at the front of school after classes

— After meeting Polska in the hallway (and him forcing inviting you to try some of his pastries) you'll head back to your class. You know the drill already: sleep or study, it's your choice!

— In the second break, I suggest you to go the Soccer Field, where you'll meet Brazil. In a certain point of the conversation, he'll offer you some coffee, how nice! Accept it (because why would you reject it?)

—Once school is over, you'll meet with Russia in front of the school's entrance. Then, you'll try guessing where Canada might be, tell him he said that he knew where he could be. And so, you'll go to the cemetery and you'll find him! You'll will try talking things out a little and the you'll go back home

—Next day class! UK will ask some questions, is up to you what you want to answer, nothing affects you or anyone lol

— At the recess, go to near the trash cans. Russia will be there, and he'll vent about America being annoying, tell him that not even the most annoying people would like him. He'll agree with you and then he'll leave

— After math class, you'll have your second break where you'll find Russia and Poland near the trash cans, once in there, you'll whiteness a really awkward moment between them two, and Poland will quickly leave, but stay with Russia, he'll then ask you what are you doing there, so just tell him you were looking for him, he'll say he doesn't have much to talk about and then he'll leave. But before he goes, gift him something from your backpack, he'll be grateful!

— Next day, Lithuania and Italy will get into a fight, help Italy if you want (or not, it doesn't matter) and UK and France will also get into a fight, interfere or not if you wish

—On your second break, go the club hallway (second floor) Russia will be sweeping the floor to become a better person, comfort him by saying he's a better person already, and then ask him if you could help him. He'll agree and then both of you will be sweeping the floor. In a certain moment, you'll find an empty can of soda pass it to Russia!

— Next day classes are boring as hell, so sleep in all of them! In the recess, go meet Ame and Russia at the Schoolyard if you want, they'll be talking about litter and then they'll have a quarrel as usual lol  (AND DON'T GO WITH SPAIN PLEASE!)

— Next day you don't have school! Feel free to wander through the city. Some stuff you can do;

  • Go talk with New Zealand, he'll prank you and then he'll give you a sandwich. Nice!
  • If you repeatedly go to the Street, you can find 10 bucks

—NOW IS THE FINAL PART!! The next day, you'll be given the option to write a love letter. Pick ame of course, and then choose any option you want, you're free to pick the one you like the most!!

And that would be all!! This  took a little bit long to write, but I hope I was able to help you x)))!!

Ps;; Sorry for the spelling/gramatical mistakes, English isn't my first language :(!

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thank you thank you thank you!!!! aaaa i appreciate this so much, thank you for your fleshed out reply :) it'll help tons

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Although, but I'm the only one who thinks the style of painting... Well! ⊙∀⊙!

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sex scene with france please

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LMAOOOOOOO

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queens death if you think about it she probably wanted it sense you can't retire I am not wrong tho like you can't retire and it probably hurts to live for like 96 years and 70 of those years be a queen

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OF COURSE THIS HELLISH MASTERPIECE IS ON ITCH.IO-

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The line with Spain is amazing but truly too short, I wish line with him would be longer...

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russia rejected me and now im crying #Slay

*sad trombone noises*

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Me when Canada rejected me

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dlc where you add england reacting to the queen's death when?

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LMAOO

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kaya?

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