Countryhumans - Dating Sim v0.13
A downloadable gay ass visual novel for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android
I'm no longer working on this game.
You're going to a new school (✰•* wow *•✰) . You're greeted by 3 twi- Twinkies and they show you around school. You can confess to one of the 4 main characters:
| America - very kewl - very american - canada's brother - a lil turd | Canada - lonely cunt - America's brother - doesn't have that many friends but potato-potahto really | Russia - the tragic backstory guy - always wears his hat - friends whats that | Finland - the tsundere baka guy - metalman - a lil turd also but slightly less so |
or 8 side characters!
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Suggest new stuff
You can also suggest new things to add like characters (and their designs), music, places etc. on the Discord* or here, dude. And yeah, I made a fucken discord for this game. And yeah it does contain swear words. Please don't tell my dad.
Report bugs, comrade
Comrade, if you do find any bugs, mispellings, grammar errors etc. contact me on my Discord*. I will fix them as quickly as possible.
It's not like I want to know your opinion on the game, b-baka
You know that I made a survey about the dating sim, right, you d-dummy? It's here if you really want to give me feedback on the game. Hmph, idiot! I will slam your head against the wall until there is nothing left.
Features
- 4 main dateable characters
- 8 side dateable characters (more in the future)
- 15 endings (more in the future)
- A lot of locations (more in the future)
- Inventory system and items you can give to characters
- In-game phone with character info
- penis
- actually no there is no countryhuman penis but there is the word penis
I hope you enjoy the game, have fun
*If the link doesn't work, tell me - johns emazing films#6419
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Install instructions
What is up, chodesters, this is XxxKillerMattyBPatterson420xxX and today I'll be showing you how to install 'Countryhumas - Dating Simulator', the gayest game on this gay ass planet.
If you are on PC just download it (obviously) and then right-click on the folder 'Extract All...' and choose your folder. Then you can play the game freely.
If you are on Mac just double click on the zip file or something I don't own a mac computer.
If you are on Linux then open the tar and get the exe file and open that shit and you're good mate.
and if you are on Android download the APK. After it's installed it should be on your home screen. This version should also work on chromebooks.
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If you are updating the game then download it like you normally would but this time delete the old file. You don't have to though. It's just that old saves won't work on it anyway.
Don't move the EXE file out of the folder, then the game won't work. If you want to make a shortcut right-click on the exe file and then choose 'make shortcut'.
If you have problems go over to my Discord and go to #help so I and some other cunts there can help ya.
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Windows requirements
- Version: Windows Vista or higher.
- CPU: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo
- RAM: 2.0 GB
- Graphics: OpenGL 2.0 or DirectX 9.0c
Mac requirements
- Version: 10.10+
- CPU: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo (64 bit only)
- RAM: 2.0 GB
- Graphics: OpenGL 2.0
Development log
- Update v0.13Aug 07, 2021
- List of routes (v0.13)Apr 14, 2021
- Suggestions for the gameApr 01, 2021
- Update 0.12Mar 27, 2021
- Update v0.10Oct 28, 2020
- Update v0.9May 24, 2020
Comments
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this is prolly tuff,, (GUYS FRANCE IS A BAE OH MY FUCKAING GYATT)
Какого это, встречаться с военным преступником?
Удивительно, какие возможности может открыть время.
this game.... smellssssss..............
I love this game so much I need a twink like finland for myself
🌚Just be honest with Hitler, actually there isn't
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Random Scuffed Games #155
https://twitch.tv/DitoMido
Aktuelle Spielequeue:
https://rsg.ditomido.de
Vorgeschlagen von: Maskedflow
countryhumans-dating-sim ist ein ganz nettes Visual Novel / Dating Sim mit hübschen illustrationen und leider nicht so spannenden oder einzigartigen Dialogen. Mir persönlich fehlt etwas der Spice oder das interessante, abgesehen von den ganzen "CUM" referenzen im Hintergrund.
Solide aber nicht großartig. Besonders die Artworks sind echt gut, die Musik auf Dauer etwas anstrengend.
Rating:
Dito: 3.3/5
Chat: 2.5/5
Gesamt: 2.9/5
If anyone could pls tell me is it possible for me to download this on my Samsung tablet?????
Idk if it works on tablet but try this:
Install Joiplay and the Ren'py plugin of it.
Link: https://joiplay.net/
Just click the "Download" option and both of them should be there.
After you finish downloading them, install the game you want to play (Install the Windows version because the others won't work as far as i know.)
Extract the game file you downloaded and go to "Joiplay". Click on the plus button which should be on the top right of your screen and click on "add game". Go to your downloads and add the game you downloaded by clicking its ".exe" file.
(Search through the game files if you cant find the .exe file)
Hello, could anyone answer this question for me? When I get to go outside and I go to the cafe, Scotland offers you a rainbow cake, which is 10$. I have enough room and money, so I try to buy it, but he says he's all out. I continuously try, but he keeps saying he's out. Is there any way that I can get it?
you can't, i guess the rainbow cake was supposed to be a thing but john never implemented it
I wanna play it on my iPhone but I don’t know how
i think there is a way to, but it costs a bit out of your wallet. there are 3 ren'py apps on the app store: spark ($6.99 USD), renpyreader ($1.99 USD), and renpylinter ($3.99 USD). Spark is one of the more notable ones so I would get that. I don't have the app so idk how it works. sorry
It's a good game. Sadly, I can't rizz up America being myself. I have to pretend to be someone completely different and "cool" like him. 5/10
I love America.
Baka means stupid in Japanese, SO YOURE THE PROST NOW! *search it up as Roman*
IF YOU ADD MORE COUNTRYHUMANS, I'LL HAPPY TOO!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I DATE AMERICA, SO HAPPYYYYY
never. the author abandoned the game and its development
I've been in the countryhuman fandom for almost 4years.. I JUST FOUND THIS NOW?! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TI ADD SOVIET T^T I LOVE HIMM ♥♥♥
never. the author abandoned the game and its development
THE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG, POLAND!!!
Honestly, have some memories with this game T___T
Argh, my Countryhumans phase was. . . <=L something
9999999999 Swedens outta 5
I'M LITTERLY CRYING BC NO DENMARK-
WHERE DENMARK ATT??
Wait how to get Russia mann? (Nvm I actually got him lol)
Is there no Chinese version? I am very sad.
我去，这个游戏下面还能遇到中国人，有缘啊兄弟
刷到中文回复的时候我人傻了😨
I can't date Sweden :(
I went for both Finland and also got Denmark somehow... This definitely was... interesting.... at least Nyan Neko Sugar Girls was mentioned.
imma put you on the watchlist
sins
chat is this real
no
how do you get Russia?
Give him some piece of ukraine
LMAO
😐
Este juego es súper bueno, es una lástima que ya no se vaya a actualizar, me hubiera gustado estar con Grecia o nueva Zelanda
Wow this game is suprisingly good sad that its dropped but oh well
im glad this dating sim exists, but im bawling my eyes out over the fact that this game hasnt been updated in years :'c like i wanna date new zealand and kazakh
Dating sin is a good descriptor.
oopsie poopsie
I dont know what to think, ill reply when i finish this
Hes still playing...
Still playing...
HOW TO GET SOUTH KOREAA!!!?? SO HARD!!
for me i joined the music club then talked to him when i found him in one of the hallways just keep talkin 2 him when u find him and agree to help him w the concert thingy
Conquiste a España, hagan sus preguntas
A quien conquistaste?
a mi enebe
I've been postponing this game since the very release, and it would be better not to touch it further.
The novel is fucked up, okay? I speak as a qualified screenwriter.
the only normally written characters are Sweden and Finland, and then, with difficulty. the rest are cartons on cartons.
the design is terrible, who even thought that such a line of drawings would be suitable?
I can praise the blinking of the characters and the entry into the culture of each country (even if Russia was poorly pleased. I'm from there.)
The creator made this when he was 13 and it was his first time making a game. Cut him some slack would ya?
Oh, only if that's the case. I thought he was quite an adult of 16-19 years old. If you look at it from the side of a person who is 13, then I take back my words
I got Russia guys it took me 5 years (it actually took me 3 hours)
I might regret saying this, I wish you can make "Changed Dating Sim" I will actually play it if you do. If you dont its ok im not rushing you nor saying you HAVE TO, im just asking.
I love England's Depeche Mode obsessed ass PLEASSE LET ME HAVE HIM THAT TEA TICKLER GRAAAH
FRRR
RAGHHHHH
alguienq se sepa la ruta del ruso?
F_CK! THIS GAME IS SO SWEET!!!🤩🤩
Does anyone know how to go to the soccer game with denmark? I once got the option but i was trying to get italys route, ive tried again but im not getting the option anybody know how?
How come the creator is not going to update more??!1!! What happened?
how the fuck do i get other countries routes like canadas? i already got germany,spain,finland,russia,italy,poland,japan,denmark liek who else can i date😔😔
You can try date south korea lol
HOW?! TELL ME PLEASEE