A downloadable gay ass visual novel for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android

I'm no longer working on this game.

You're going to a new school (✰•* wow *•✰) . You're greeted by 3 twi- Twinkies and they show you around school. You can confess to one of the 4 main characters:

America
- very kewl
- very american
- canada's brother
- a lil turd
Canada
- lonely cunt
- America's brother
- doesn't have that many friends
but potato-potahto really
Russia
- the tragic backstory guy
- always wears his hat
- friends whats that
Finland
- the tsundere baka guy
- metalman
- a lil turd also but slightly less so

or 8 side characters!

Download now

Suggest new stuff

You can also suggest new things to add like characters (and their designs), music, places etc. on the Discord* or here, dude. And yeah, I made a fucken discord for this game. And yeah it does contain swear words. Please don't tell my dad.

Report bugs, comrade

Comrade, if you do find any bugs, mispellings, grammar errors etc.  contact me on my Discord*.  I will fix them as quickly as possible.

It's not like I want to know your opinion on the game, b-baka

You know that I made a survey about the dating sim, right, you d-dummy? It's here if you really want to give me feedback on the game. Hmph, idiot! I will slam your head against the wall until there is nothing left.

Features

  • 4 main dateable characters
  • 8 side dateable characters (more in the future)
  • 15 endings (more in the future)
  • A lot of locations (more in the future)
  • Inventory system and items you can give to characters
  • In-game phone with character info
  • penis 
  • actually no there is no countryhuman penis but there is the word penis

I hope you enjoy the game, have fun

*If the link doesn't work, tell me - johns emazing films#6419



StatusCanceled
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, Android
Rating
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
(333 total ratings)
AuthorJohn's Emazing Films
GenreVisual Novel
Made withRen'Py
Tags2D, Anime, countryhumans, Cute, Dating Sim, Fangame, First-Person, LGBT, Short
Average sessionAbout an hour
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse
LinksDiscord, again, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Download

Download
CH-DS 0.13 PC ver. 189 MB
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CH-DS0.13 Mac ver. 188 MB
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CH-DS 0.13 Linux ver. 193 MB
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CH-DS 0.13 Android ver. 209 MB

Install instructions

What is up, chodesters, this is XxxKillerMattyBPatterson420xxX and today I'll be showing you how to install 'Countryhumas - Dating Simulator', the gayest game on this gay ass planet.

If you are on PC just download it (obviously) and then right-click on the folder 'Extract All...' and choose your folder. Then you can play the game freely.

If you are on Mac  just double click on the zip file or something I don't own a mac computer.

If you are on Linux then open the tar and get the exe file and open that shit and you're good mate.

and if you are on Android download the APK. After it's installed  it should be on your home screen. This version should also work on chromebooks.

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If you are updating the game then download it like you normally would but this time delete the old file. You don't have to though. It's just that old saves won't work on it anyway.

Don't move the EXE file out of the folder, then the game won't work. If you want to make a shortcut right-click on the exe file and then choose 'make shortcut'.

If you have problems go over to my Discord and go to #help so I and some other cunts there can help ya.

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Windows requirements

  • Version: Windows Vista or higher.
  • CPU: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo
  • RAM: 2.0 GB
  • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0 or DirectX 9.0c

Mac requirements

  • Version: 10.10+
  • CPU: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo (64 bit only)
  • RAM: 2.0 GB
  • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0



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Comments

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I dont know what to think, ill reply when i finish this

HOW TO GET SOUTH KOREAA!!!?? SO HARD!!

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Conquiste a España, hagan sus preguntas 

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I've been postponing this game since the very release, and it would be better not to touch it further.

The novel is fucked up, okay? I speak as a qualified screenwriter. 

the only normally written characters are Sweden and Finland, and then, with difficulty. the rest are cartons on cartons.


the design is terrible, who even thought that such a line of drawings would be suitable?

I can praise the blinking of the characters and the entry into the culture of each country (even if Russia was poorly pleased. I'm from there.)

I got Russia guys  it took me 5 years (it actually took me 3 hours)

I might regret saying this, I wish you can make "Changed Dating Sim" I will actually play it if you do. If you dont its ok im not rushing you nor saying you HAVE TO, im just asking.

I love England's Depeche Mode obsessed ass PLEASSE LET ME HAVE HIM THAT TEA TICKLER GRAAAH

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alguienq se sepa la ruta del ruso?

F_CK! THIS GAME IS SO SWEET!!!🤩🤩

Does anyone know how to go to the soccer game with denmark? I once got the option but i was trying to get italys route, ive tried again but im not getting the option anybody know how?

How come the creator is not going to update more??!1!! What happened?

how the fuck do i get other countries routes like canadas? i already got germany,spain,finland,russia,italy,poland,japan,denmark liek who else can i date😔😔

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You can try date south korea lol

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HOW?! TELL ME PLEASEE

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finland forever 

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how the actual fuck do i romance russia

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can you add North Vietnam and South Vietnam?They are brothers of Vietnam

how do i get Japan's second ending? I got the one where you work on her dating sim with her but it says there are two? how do i get the second one??

ok but can I smooch Japan?? I tried but then it took her away and tried to make me smooch Denmark. sigh.

for my bestie (she gay af :/ it's tragic)

she gave me a kiss on the cheek but I didn't capture her?? IM EXPLODING

I have a question- when u mentioned "swear words" in "suggest new stuff", I didn't understand the context right away but did you say that the Discord had swear words or the game did? I just asked that cuz I have Kakologophobia and I just want to be careful and I get trggered by course language, that's all  /ᐠ - w -マ⁩.:<3

I LITERALY LOVE GEMMANY OMMLLL

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i got
poland ending

Shit ended like chernoble---

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I need Japan male 



This work is so amazing I love it so so much!!!!

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go to hell and never come back from hell kill urdelf

just admit you're so shit at games that you can't even get a date in a visual novel dating sim bro

KEKW, TRASH AT DATING SIM OMEGALUL

Add more ending and things 🥲

the creator of this game isn't working on it anymore I think

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Oh I didn't know that...☹️😢

Hey, I need help. I've got the files and extracted it (Windows, btw) and it shows up but when I press open, it goes into Folders and tells me to extract it. Can anybody help me? Thanks!

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DDLC SPOILERS!

Game: Just  Italy.

Me: Ok-

(looks at my Monika plush that's right next to me)

Me: I-I mean just Monika! Ahaha yeah just Monika 😅

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The first time I played it after 20 minutes I was done Poland end,it not really hard

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poland broke my gay heart

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what the fuck

(+1)

i agree

benim vatanımı koyduysanız yazıklar olsun amk

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I think everyone who download this is a simp 

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ

its true

(+1)

nice game(`・ω・´)

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kill urself

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Is this safe? Like y'know for work something

yes dw lol

Porque no me sorprende españa? xd

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*angry trying get end with Sweden*

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ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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please i love how gay Italy is ( it's the truth, in Italy we're all gay)(even my bf, and i'm a gurl)

Im gay so i tryed getting every boy and still trying because i want to

literally me

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I AM NOT  SURE  HOW TO PLAY 😢😭

i’m New here okay? 😢😢😢

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and argentina? where is my country?

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problably skipping school or someting

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AHAHHAHHA NOOO I CANTTTT JAJAJAJJAJAJA ME  MEO

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aca nadie se mea XD

O SEA QUE NO ESTA? YO VENIA POR ESOOOO JHDJSDFSKIUR

yo tambien XD

hora de esperar que sacan algunas actualizacion o algo para ver si esta argentinaXD

hablando de actualizaciones, ya no van a salir más actualizaciones

xd  

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